People of the Northland…
Karaoke needed fixin’. So we’ve given it an upgrade. Local singers and song lovers in Duluth, Superior, Hermantown, Proctor, Cloquet, and Two Harbors can rejoice!
No more subpar karaoke tracks. No more sketchy audio. No more listening to 10 minutes of filler while singers wait in line. No more germy, tattered, outdated song catalogs. We say ENOUGH!
After years of research and testing, our team has updated the tired old formula by adding 68.9999% more passion, 800mg of humor, and two tablespoons of “Dr. Dokey’s Magic Elixir” to the purest music tracks and equipment. The result? Nothing sort of a legendary breakthrough in how fun is done, son.
Karaoke Dokey can be purchased over-the-counter without a prescription and consumed indoors or outdoors. While habit-forming, Karaoke Dokey has been deemed safe for all known biological life forms when played at a safe volume.